FUNNY VIDEO!!! Welcome to the Jungle (Time Chasers Cover)

WELCOME TO DA JUNGOOO!! hahaha!

Joe Wong does stand up comedy at RTCA dinner

Joe Wong does stand up comedy at the Annual Radio & TV Correspondents’ Dinner (RTCA). Vice president Joe Biden was at the dinner on Obama's behalf, who could not make it. There's something about Wong's vulnerable stage presence that seems to draw people to him. His material is very innocent and "cute". Watch for his debt collector joke. That one's a killer!

A guy in a chicken suit interrupts a college lecture

HAHAHAHAHA! The prof looked so pissed! I just hope the chicken made it safely out of harms reach.

Toronto internet thug VS Surrey internet thug

AK aka Amazing plays out an internet beef between two internet thugs from opposite sides of Canada.

The internets is serious business.

A pic of Gloria Arroyo taking communion

The power of Christ compels you!!

Namewee pokes fun of Chinese New Year songs

The big guy sings Chinese New Year songs and then is ridiculed by Malaysian-Chinese rapper Namewee.

Peter Chao says Chinese New Year is better than Valentine's Day

You damn skippy!!

YET ANOTHER brawl in the Taiwanese Parliament

Another brawl broke out in Taiwan's parliament two weeks ago. Taiwan's parliament fights are world-renowned. It stems for their passion for democracy. Way to demonstrate to Mainland China how politically stable Taiwan's democracy is. Who cares about the democratic process? If I were to punch you in the face, you might think twice before passing any legislature! Yeah cos that's how we we roll 'round here....

Article from BBC News:

Brawl breaks out in Taiwan parliament after policy row

A brawl has broken out in Taiwan's parliament as lawmakers from opposing parties clashed over proposed amendments to the Local Government Act.

Politicians punched and wrestled each other to the ground and one member of the governing party said he'd been bitten by a member of the opposition.

It is not the first time that scuffles have broken out as Jonathan Josephs reports.

source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8466516.stm

Taiwanese press Poking Fun of Taiwan's New Year Message: Taiwan Up

Yeah.... NOTHING gets by the Taiwanese media. Lol @ the political mob chanting "Taiwan up! Taiwan up!"

Say Yes to NOH!

...just what are you trying to say here?!

I thought I should share this pic with you guys. I took this pic at T&T Supermarket.

Dumbfoundead gets in a fight during his freestyle battle!!

This is why you don't mess with Asians, cuz we all know martial arts. In this scenario though I think Dumbfoundead was the culprit here being in his opponent's face and all. Nice flying spinning kick, Dumb. Tatsumaki-Senpu kyaku!!!

Obama bows to Japanese Emperor Akihito!

Obama: "I am greatly dishonored Emperor Akihito, for owing you so much money!"

The press is going buck wild about Obama bowing to Emperor Akihito. Make what you want of it. Some say that Obama was showing a sign of respect, others say it was totally inappropriate and it was Obama showing the weakness of the USA. But I know the truth! Obama was thanking Emeror Akihito for buying MORE US government debt. As Bloomberg reported, Japan had bought AN ADDITIONAL $105 billion dollars of US Treasuries this year, which exceeded this year's amount of US debt that China bought. Hell, if I loaned someone $105 billion dollars, they better bow before me! Hahaha.



Check out this funny video that compares the Obama-Akihito meeting with Akihito shaking hands with politicians and royalties of other nations. Notice how the other politicians and royalties did not bow?

The Chinese Capitalizing on Obama's visit

China is definitely no stranger to wacky marketing. As shown on Reuters, the Chinese are capitalizing on Obama's visit to China next week. An artist from Beijing has made a bronze effigy modeled after an issue of Time Magazine where Obama was on the front cover. This bronze effigy can be lit up to symbolize "Obama on fire" (in the good way). WTF. A hairdresser is shown advertising crew cuts as "Obama haircuts". And get this. In the boutiques they have a logo with Obama wearing Mao's cap and they call it "Oba Mao". Lol, that's a good one. After all, Obama has been pulling some textbook socialist moves since he got into power.

More of Oba Mao:

The Star-Spangled Banner in sung Chinese

Hahahaha! This guy has lost his marbles! But you gotta give him props for doing an excellent translation of The Star-Spangled Banner. The anthem has such a different feel when it's being sung in Chinese though....

Freaky Booth in McDonald's

I took this picture while sitting in a booth in McDonald's. Neat huh?

Mainland Chinese commercial: God's Hand Bra (makes your boobs look bigger)

Check out this trashy assed "in your face" commercial from Mainland China that's advertising a new bra called God's Hand that makes breasts look bigger. By the power of God's Hand bra (lol at the name...) it can make B cups turn into C cups or even D cups. How does it work you ask? The bra has buttons on on the front. When you press the buttons, it MAGICALLY inflates the magical padding inside the bra....

The girls in the video are quite something aren't they? Hell yeah! All of em look smokin hot and they all have a ho-ish kinda look to them. It's really refreshing to see Chinese girls "packaging" themselves like this instead of the typical big-eyed and child-like kind of look that most Chinese girls try to pull off.

Hot Korean Girl With Hairy Armpits (FUNNY VIDEO!!!)

This is a funny prank pulled on someone in what looks like a (blind?) date. The girl is super cute but has really hairy armpits.

Internet Dating Tips for Women

Need help in capturing Mr. Right? Here are some internet dating tips for women, endorsed by yours truly!

ALWAYS BE READY to go whenever he calls.

When waiting for his call, ensure you are BAKING something delicious to give him when you see him.

ALWAYS look pretty and smell good...men HATE IT when you aren't

Ask him if he needs his laundry done or his house cleaned...men LOVE that!

Be prepared to PICK UP THE TAB at the end of a date out, this signals a man that you are sexually interested.

Give up on your friends and family...be available for your man ALWAYS...this shows your unswerving commitment

Send him weekly gifts of beer and auto parts...men truly LOVE these things!

When in the bedroom, ALWAYS act like a slut!....NEVER forget to swallow.

NEVER criticize your man..even when he's wrong...this shows flagrant disobedience.

BE PEPARED to give up your job and have many children.

ALWAYS treat your man like a KING and know you are but a loyal and faithful servant to his many needs.

If you are walking in the rain and see a puddle ahead, HURL yourself into that puddle. It is best that your man walk over you rather than get his feet wet.

Regular massages, back rubs, and foot massages show your undying loyalty and devotion.

source: http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/1415816018.html

Korean First Lady Feeds Kimchi To Japanese First Lady

Hereeeeeee comes the kimchiiiiii...
(picture from Korea Times)


Here's a cute picture of the Korean first lady, Kim Yoon-Ok putting a piece of kimchi in the mouth of Hatoyama Miyuki, the new first lady of Japan, during Hatoyama Miyuki's visit to Seoul, Korea on Friday, October 9th. That red stuff in their hands is kimchi residue.

Can someone caption this photo?

TLC - Sexy Interlude (from CrazySexyCool)

This is just a random blast-from-the-past post.

Anyone remember this interlude? LMAO. When I first heard this interlude on TLC's CrazySexyCool album I was 10 or 11 years old. I remember thinking, wow, the girl on the phone sounds sooo sexy!! Uggh.... but the ending is just soooo nasty!!

If you guys didn't know, that is Chili and P Diddy on the phone talking.